I will never forget the time when I was younger and my buddies little brother walked over after someone farted. He goes, “watch this one”… Turns around bends down and tries to fart. lol Instead, he blasts a load all in his pants and bursts out crying. Clearly only one thing you could do witnessing this…burst into laughter.
Edit: The OP story is definitely an epic one to have read on this forum.
I know someone who was at a family function with his gf, went to go be a funny guy by ripping ass with his pants down near his gfs face in front of everyone and actully sharted and got poo particles/fluids on her face. Needless to say she isn’t his gf any longer.
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He’s from Buffalo.
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who the fuck does such a thing at his g/f’s family function thinking it’s going to be hilarious?
who the fuck does such a thing at his g/f’s family function thinking it’s going to be hilarious?
Maybe alcohol? lol idk.
Maybe it was at his family function causing him to be more comfortable? lol haha.
who the hell would do anything like that ever? regardless of where you are or what you are doing, that is retarded.
I would never pull my pants down and try to fart into a broads face in front of ANY sort of family, LOL. Not even hammered. That’s fucking rotten haha. That sounds like something you convince a bum to do to another bum thats sleeping for reward of a cheeseburger
Maybe she was a slampig and deserved it? :gotme:
Either way gross and random but figured I’d share lol.
LOL at gf, WTFLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
We shall call that one the “Dilophosaurus” (when you fart and shit gets launched in your victims face like jurassic park)
jack gave a girl pink eye by farting in her face.
Exactly how I landed my wife. Chicks dig that shit (no pun intended).
LOL @ the Hippo. I think I saw a SuperMighty wrapper come flyin out.