Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These . . .
In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,
on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical
condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something
to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was
assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday
morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am all of the doctors and nurses
nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible
phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books,
and other holy objects to war d off the evil spirits. Just when the clock
struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper , entered the
ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum
cleaner.
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Still Having a Bad Day???[/B]
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill
in Alaska was
$80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved
animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from
onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
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Still think you are having a Bad Day???[/B]
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,
almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist
towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in
two places. Up to that moment, he had been happi ly listening to his
Walkman.
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Are Ya OK Now? - No?[/B]
Two animal rights defenders were protest ing the cruelty of sending pigs to
a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany … Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two
helpless protesters were trampled to death.
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What?!? STILL having a Bad Day???[/B]
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn’t pay enough postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with ‘Return to Sender’ stamped on it. Forgetting
it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good!
Some of them were somewhat funnyish.