Something is wrong with me.....

so I decided to Xray my head. :lol:

post pics of your skull or ban lol

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z189/FSANE/attach.jpg

tax dollars hard at work.

WTF?? What are you Smoking?

are you saying the hospitol you work for, dosent get any money from local or federal taxes?

Hell no, it makes money by billing insurance companies and donations from rich fuckers, who want to be on the board.

you should pull a Jackass stunt and shove a matchbox car up your ass and take xrays of it. That shit was funny as fuck!

how about YOU do that and I’ll Xray you.

fsane : i thought you were 15 by all your previous posts. i was mistaken.

:lol:

Pic of skull, srsly.

lol @ someones bored.

0/10

Two words: Animal Pak.

I popped my animal pak in and chased it with boars blood, and then the unthinkable happened today, I was going to enter my gym through the main entrance when animal instinct took over. I knew something was wrong. It was my large torso, too wide to get through the door. I calmed myself down thinking, i’d better be able to get into the gym. I went back to my car, popped another animal pak, reved up my engine, and drove through the door. The crash cleared 4 more feet in the entrance, wide enough for future visits to the gym, because I know i’d only be getting bigger by the second. The animal pak was in full effect at this point, I lost control. I reved up the engine once more and ran over the people on the treadmills. All those doing curls I played bumper cars with, they didn’t stand a chance. I saw my target, I drove to the squat rack. Parked my car on some pussy benching 400. I got out, and immediately loaded up 1000 lbs for warm ups. Not having enough 45 plates in the gym to suffice my ultimate animal needs, I went around collecting bodies, bodies ranging from 150 pound weaklings to 300 pound blobs. I stood them all in a line and threw an olympic bar like a javelin through their torsos, making a human shish-kebob weighing 3000 lbs. I threw it up over my head, took a deep breath into my belly of human flesh and blood, and repped for 20. Then I siphoned some of my cars gasoline out onto the floor beneath the 3000 pound human squat bar, lit it up and cooked myself a well balanced animal meal. Some might call it murder, I just call it instinct, animals can’t be arrested for murder.

Animal Pak, can you handle it?

^ sounds like some heavy duty roid rage. orrrr this should be in the “all that is man” thread.

what is FSANE’s occupation … jw

im guessing x ray technician?

technologist

technician fix things.

Fair enough lol. i would probably play with that shit too.