> Things Got Ya Down?** Well Then, Consider These . *
>
> In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,
> on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am , regardless of their medical condition
> This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with
> the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths
> occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was
> assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday
> morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am all of the doctors and nurses
> nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible
> phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books,
> and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock
> struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper , entered the
> ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum
> cleaner. *
>
>
> Still Having a Bad Day???
>
> The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill
> in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
> saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and
> applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate
> them both. *
>
> Still think you are having a Bad Day???
>
> A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,
> almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist
> towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
> current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two
> places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. *
>
> Are Ya OK Now? - No?*
>
> Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a
> slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke
> loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless
> protesters were trampled to death. *
>
> What?!? STILL having a Bad Day???*
>
> Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
> It came back with ‘Return to Sender’ stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
> bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good! *
>
> There now, Feeling Better?*
I lol’ed.
