Hay guys! My name is JDM AS FUCK!

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@Darkstar

Hey, I’ve got a few questions that I’d like you to answer for me.

#1. Do you think you picked up your insatiable thirst for cock as a newborn when you were tasting the Popeye’s bathroom DNA sampler platter inside your mothers cunt, or whenever your uncle Johnny first made you into his favorite little pincushion princess?

#2. What in the mother fuck would make you think that ANYONE gives the slightest fuck about what you have to say about how this board is run? People have put a LOT of time, effort, and money into keeping this bitch up and running so faggots like you with busted ass rides can use your food stamps to hock your .5hp increasing performance parts back and forth between each other as if it were the deciding factor as to whether or not you’ll have enough money to buy the sewing kit to stich your mother’s asshole back up so she can keep the rent money coming in.
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9.89/10 Well played sir. Checkmate.