Hay Jon Carry!

  • don’t worry, i wouldn’t have a beer with you in the first place. i don’t fraternize with douchebags
  • why didn’t you mention that you own a plane in this post. you probably just forgot. I’ll allow you time to edit this.
  • elementary school called, they want their insults back
  • i think you may have accidentally set something on your “caps lock” key, pls check for tin of skoal
  • or miller high life
  • know why there are alot of dumb heros? because every dumbass wants to be a hero. Most of them wind up dead or failing, but the law of probability allows some to make it. People with some intelligence don’t blindly run in and try to be a hero. I’d rather be alive than face the odds of hero/dead.
  • or something camoflauge-colored