HEY DAVE FROM DISHNETWORK....

Shift518 Automotive Shift518 Off Topic
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hey DAVE from DISHNETWORK STOP fucking calling me about dishnetwork stuff because i’m SICK of listening to hearing a computer talking to me… STOP.

these suckers will not stop calling me and in order to stop them you have to wait till there done talking to press 2.

stop.

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Telemarketers are certainly persistent motherfuckers.

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you gotta go online and fill out the do not call list.

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But even then they find a loophole and call sometimes.

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i duno man.

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just ask them never to call again, and if they do you will report to the police, after calling once and telling them not to, they have stepped into a different ballgame, called harrasment

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I did a Habeeb voice and said allaaa laaa laa I bomb you allaaa laaa laaa to one and they havent called back since. I forget what that one was for.

I told one of the car warranty scammers to never fucking call me again too.

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If you get an actual tele-marketer who answers play cool. Tell them they’ve contacted a federal security number and to lose it right quick. They won’t call back(they’re skuuurred :lol ). Read that somewhere else and tried it. It’s worked for me so far on most places non-automated.

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  1. List yourself on the Do not call list.
  2. Ask anyone who calls to remove you from their list --& Tell them if they do not remove you they are liable for an $11000 fine per phone call.
  3. If they play dumb, ask them for their first and last name --and then ask to speak to their supervisor. Ask the supervisor for their name --And the name of the telemarketing company. Remind them of the $11000 per phone call penalty.

The warranty calls are the worst. We have not idea where they are getting our customers info --but I am getting complaints all day long (One of my jobs is running our dealerships call center)

PS --Politicians, Surveys and not for profit groups are exempt. And please be nice if you actually get a person and not a recording.

AND if Dishnetwork keeps calling --Contact the FTC.

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lol what is this pete? craigslist LOL ?

post this in craigslist next time, im sure dave from dishnetwork isnt reading here, hes probably reading the personals on craigs list

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i like to ask them what their real name is since they cant seem to pronounce their name and then i ask them what time it is, when they tell me the wrong time i tell them wrong answer and hang up. I get probably 10 calls a day at the office from telemarketers.

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see, the real telemarkertsers are ok cuz i bust there stones and waste their time but the computer ones are thes that piss me off… oh and the warranty guys call my cell too :umm

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mine too.

I get texts for Viagra on my cell as well

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I get nothing cause I signed that no call list

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ok, wheres this no call list smarty?

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would you like me to imput your information for you too?

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WOW, it’s really that much of a fine for them?!?! :eek Yeowsars!!!

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:rofl

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Yup --either AT&T or Verizon got nailed a couple of years after the list came out. Big fine.

Of course there other exceptions too. If you do business with a company they can call you for 18 mos since your last purchase --or 3 mos from an inquiry about potential business.