hoffmans unlimited wash plan

[jdaniels]

@JP1986

See I’m the opposite. I always get the hose tangled up at home and then I end up getting all pissed off. The one time I didn’t notice my neighbor was outside watering her flowers and I got the hose jammed under my front wheel when walking around the back. I stormed to the front of the car and yanked the hose as hard as I could from the reel, only to have the reel fall down and the hose become disconnected (spraying water all over the place). I removed the nozzle from the hose, baseball pitched it across the yard into the woods, and threw the entire hose reel in the trash. I haven’t washed my car at home since.

I’m lolling hard at this as I imagine myself doing the same shit. I can’t be bothered with basic shit like this either, always seems to be a hassle!