I would never buy car parts for a broad
Why does she have a truck? Does it fit in the kitchen?
At least she won’t outsmart you.
Mobile kitchen in the bed of the truck!
We’re married so technically I bought parts for my truck.
In case she has to go to the grocery store in a flash flood or something.
She is pretty smart, she has a Bachelor degree in nursing and I’m trying to talk her into either getting a MBA or becoming a PA. But I’m still way more smart. 
You know I can eliminate one thing off that list, buy it for what you got it for 
I hate when someone sends you a text “hey, stop over here in the next few days when you have time”. Fuuuuuuck, that means I’m getting a gift so now I have to avoid them until I can go buy something so I don’t look like an ass. I’m doing all my Christmas shopping tonight and tomorrow, just like every year. Nothing like trading gift certificates every Christmas. Bah, I’m going to go turn on my Christmas lights so I feel better about this holiday.