so im alone for the next few days what the hell should i do
How old are you?
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throw a huge banger
throw a party and trash the parents house.
thats what any idiot teen would do right??
i’ll bring the keg and the broads.
im 20 thanks, broads and booze isnt a problem this is the first time in my life that every one went on vacation but me so…
fixed it for you… i had to do it before some one else did.
ill bring the coke …
parents always love finding white powder and razor marks on antique furniture
:tup:
I’ll bring the twister for naked fun after girls drink 2 beers :tup:
buy a ton of blow, a ton of gin, some absynthe, and a bunch of no-doz.
then…
- crush the no doz (about 10 capsules) and add to gin. shake vigurously.
- do a shot of said gin.
- do a shot of absynthe
- blow a beefy line of coke.
- repeat 4-5 more times.
you WILL attempt to fight oncoming traffic. i guarantee it.
im with jam on this one
see i tried that and the user name either wasnt good or im retarted
:lol: at jam’s suicidal cocktail
i prefer millers, but hendricks, tanquray, or Q would work.
or if you already spent all of your money on blow and absynthe, the best cheap gin out there in my opinion is bartons. to an experienced gin drinker, it tastes like water. ive been know to chug a handle of bartons gin from the bottle every now and again.
“teh suicidal cocktail” i like the sound of that 