buy a ton of blow, a ton of gin, some absynthe, and a bunch of no-doz.
then…
- crush the no doz (about 10 capsules) and add to gin. shake vigurously.
- do a shot of said gin.
- do a shot of absynthe
- blow a beefy line of coke.
- repeat 4-5 more times.
you WILL attempt to fight oncoming traffic. i guarantee it.