gawd, this is the reason why most men dont use public bathrooms to shit… because we know that seat / lip of bowl gets pissed on all day long… and then the head of your dick touches it?
fukk it it’s sooo grosss
quote of the day.
ugh, refuse it, order elongated bowl.
elongated bowl FTW. Our redone bathroom downstairs has one now, and the upstairs will get one in spring.
spot on bing, spot on
Elongated HANDICAPPED bowl! Sits a little higher, more confortable.
I say go to home depot and try each crapper in the showroom, find which one protects your junk from hitting the best
Japanese toilets FTW. My brother sent me this from a Tokyo public bathroom:
i have giggled my f#$king ass off reading this thread
dude, if your afraid of getting an STD from your own toilet bowl then you have way more problems then this.
clean your fucking crib or lose some wieght
Just hang on to it while you’re pissing, then drape it over your thigh and proceed with dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool. Works like a charm.
next time she gives u a BJ, ask her how ur shit(literally) tastes lol
should have bought the self sanitizing toto with the heated seat and shit :tup:
then it doesn’t matter where your dick touches, it will all be clean and warm.
http://www.totousa.com/washlets_landing2.asp
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oh, and it washes and drys your ass too. no wipe ftw
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That is like the worst feeling in the world.
In terms of coolness I would rank it up there with:
-High school pregnancy scares.
-Finding out you had HIV, and now it’s mutated into super-AIDs through TBC (Toilet-Bowl Contact)
-Buying a new VW Beetle
I wanted a urinal in our half bath and my wife said, “NO”.
I guess she can clean my friends pee splash off everything within 5 feet of the toilet when we have parties.:gotme:
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i got my elongated toilet… damn straight.
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