Home Improvement Rant- The Toilet

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gawd, this is the reason why most men dont use public bathrooms to shit… because we know that seat / lip of bowl gets pissed on all day long… and then the head of your dick touches it?

fukk it it’s sooo grosss

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…but then you shit above the water line which just makes more work for the wife.

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quote of the day.

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ugh, refuse it, order elongated bowl.

elongated bowl FTW. Our redone bathroom downstairs has one now, and the upstairs will get one in spring.

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spot on bing, spot on

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Elongated HANDICAPPED bowl! Sits a little higher, more confortable.

I say go to home depot and try each crapper in the showroom, find which one protects your junk from hitting the best

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Japanese toilets FTW. My brother sent me this from a Tokyo public bathroom:

http://a79.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/128/l_1fe58d0efe695db04e7e4c015066345e.jpg

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^^^ Serious?

Seems like it would be so… sloppy in there…

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Better have good aim for that shit

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toilets in Asia really are like that. Can’t wait to shit all over the floor when I go.

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i have giggled my f#$king ass off reading this thread

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dude, if your afraid of getting an STD from your own toilet bowl then you have way more problems then this.

clean your fucking crib or lose some wieght

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Just hang on to it while you’re pissing, then drape it over your thigh and proceed with dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool. Works like a charm.

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next time she gives u a BJ, ask her how ur shit(literally) tastes lol

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should have bought the self sanitizing toto with the heated seat and shit :tup:

then it doesn’t matter where your dick touches, it will all be clean and warm.

http://www.totousa.com/washlets_landing2.asp

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oh, and it washes and drys your ass too. no wipe ftw

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[quote=“chino,post:20,topic:38727"”]

lol so much truth in this thread it hurts !

I always feel like I just contracted a STD when you make contact on a public shitter.

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That is like the worst feeling in the world.

In terms of coolness I would rank it up there with:
-High school pregnancy scares.
-Finding out you had HIV, and now it’s mutated into super-AIDs through TBC (Toilet-Bowl Contact)
-Buying a new VW Beetle

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I wanted a urinal in our half bath and my wife said, “NO”.
I guess she can clean my friends pee splash off everything within 5 feet of the toilet when we have parties.:gotme:

:beer2:

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you need a stadium style trough…now that would be :pimp: for parties.

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i got my elongated toilet… damn straight.

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:tup: