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ASS should make a list on the first post of the car people offered that they want or else this could get out of hand
Indeed, not many people are going to pass up the offer of free photos.
I could swing my CRX by.
Remember this isn’t a joke as fun fun as it will be, I need SERIOUSLY NICE vehicles and SERIOUSLY good looking women. I asked for pics of each to be posted here…some of you did and some of you did not…
Ok, from this string for the people who followed the request:
Wayne64SS - need to see Cobra pics
SSmokin SS - camaro? pic of Wifey?
Brandon - Vette YES…Girl YES
SRS SZNS - Car YES
Achou - Girl YES…car pic?
Nez32 - AUDI YES
underboosted - need pic of Jeep
Death by RT - Girl YES, need pic of charger
1BigMoFO - cobra and truck YES…Wife…YES
OffRoadzj - Bike…YES
88slowmarrow - John in banana suit…ah…NO…but maybe for future reference…lol
Reck one - CRX …Yes
TougethisDB1 - No muscle chicks and no on the little headed chic
Remember I’m spending the money to get GREAT pics of cars/trucks/bikes with HOT ASS Chics.
They need to wear two piece bikini’s, string bikinis or very limited material bikini’s (camel toes welcome and encouraged!). Please bring a few colors if you have them, but brights are better i think. Should have decent sized breasts but not that big of a deal, MUST have nice tight ass… tans a plus but not needed…hair and makeup (or not) should suggest “your fast and ready to go” …positive attitude…and willing to serve the purpose.
Pics of whole body, bottoms and tops, front and backs (no NUDES) with cars, provocitive poses…front and rears…leaning, bending, squatting, sitting, standing…with vehicles. All girls will may pose with all vehicles
See Saaboost links for an idea.
Providers of vehicles will receive nice package of photos of their car. The girls will receive the same of them with whatever vehicles they are with.
Vehicle providers who also provide choosen girls will receive 3 free dyno pulls on vehicle of their choice on brand new L&S dyno PLUS the package of photos.
Not everyone can be in this. PLEASE do not be mad if you do not get choosen…its not personal…this whole thing is to be used for ASS marketing through social media WORLD WIDE… Its not that your car is ugly…its about the mix of vehicles I need.
I am seeking classic domestics…fancy tuners and street rods, colorful bikes, clean and lifted trucks… mostly anything with good clean paint, lowered, lifted, clean engine, wheels…etc.etc…
I think you get the point.
We have some professionals girls who are NOT shy…your girls should not be either… (no favors requested).
We really DO NOT want spectotors…its not fair to the girls and may interupt the whole setting and make the girls feel uncomfortable…You’ll just have to hold it until the photos are released publically. If people are here and decide to act like an ASS you’ll be asked to leave nicely…or we’ll kick your ASS…:retardclap
All vehicles owners and girls will HAVE to SIGN a release which says we can use the photos for marketing A.S.S. and you will not be seeking payment for the shoot…
This is going to cost me time and coin… its for a professional purpose but you guys are your cars and girls are the focus.
If you look back though the thread, we have a lot of talk, but really few vehicles to pick from and fewer girls…
So back at you men…I need pics of RODS you can bring that are worthy of a photo shoot and girls of the same…
we can have fun 99% of the time…this time no FUCKING AROUND!!
Any questions? Ready set go!
Darryl
Fasttwins i could try to talk my gf into doing this, she actually is a model and has a photoshoot on august 1st. Only problem is she doesnt do things like this, she wont pose in bathing suits etc etc…she does fashion :lol
She has a slamming body and a very pretty face, id bet 99.9% you guys would choose her, i just doubt she would do it.
But if your interested in my truck, which looks better in person than in pics, i could stop by so you can see it and make your ASSessment and ill try to talk to my gf. I wont post pics on here, however, these jerkoffs would have a field day…no offense fellas.
i sent u an email of both car and girl. did u get it?
ur so fucking gay.
“i have the hottest gf in the world but…she would never do it. i just thought id let u all know that in fact shes so very hot. u all cant see pics of her either or else i will kill u all!!! u see that vette over there??? yea that USE to me mine. i raced that shit one time. ran like 13 flat son!!!”
Sir,
I found your email…the vette is a YES, as is your girl
I will add you to the list
Be well my friend…
DC
@Zee oh Sex - models are nice but bikinis is what I need…the trck is in… i like it…i have a red Chev 2500 crew 8ft with duromax/allison…NICE
Wayne64SS - need to see Cobra pics
SSmokin SS - camaro? pic of Wifey?
Brandon - Vette YES…Girl YES
SRS SZNS - Car YES girl YES
Achou - Girl YES…car pic?
Nez32 - AUDI YES
underboosted - need pic of Jeep
Death by RT - Girl YES, need pic of charger
1BigMoFO - cobra and truck YES…Wife…YES
OffRoadzj - Bike…YES
88slowmarrow - John in banana suit…ah…NO…but maybe for future reference…lol
Reck one - CRX …Yes
TougethisDB1 - No muscle chicks and no on the little headed chic
Zee oh Sex - truck yes…girl Maybe?
deadbeatrec - vette yes, girl yes
I will seriously talk to my GF about doing this with my car. but the sounds of things this will not be trashy in anyway so i think she would be cool with it.
pic for reference
Also the nose of my car could probably fit completely under neath a lifted truck and the racing harness inside is 4" which could cover up nipples if you get where i am going with that
quote becaue we need to see her twice while scrolling…Nope no trash…just ASS and shes in fir sure!
DC
some one can have my dyno thingy majigger. it doesnt interest me really lol unless you guys want to like mount some tires for me instead of a dyno lol
Shutup queer bait, i got my vette into the 12’s. :lol There’s nothing wrong with being proud of my girl and you like Sam and told her you’d eat a fart out of her asshole at her house remember? So dont act like she isnt pretty and woldnt be a good candidate, I never said i have the hottest gf in the world or anything else. Her mindset is photoshoots such as this are a bit “skanky” and she wants to proceed with taking classy pictures, as she is actually doing very well with that. She doesnt do bikinis or underwear or anything like that. Just dresses, shit like that, like i said, fashion. Even tho that isnt my mindset, i have to respect her opinion. Why do u have to break my balls so bad, you dont even talk to me anymore 
I hear ya, like i said i will ask her and see what she says. but im fairly certain i know her answer. Id like to stop by and show you the truck, etc etc. Maybe tomorrow during the day at some point? i have the day off…Also srs bzns idea is pretty cool, i havent seen his car in person but the nose of my z06 fit almost completely under my truck…he may be onto something good there…
will do that for ya bro!
no problemo!!
DC
easy men…its not worth the sweat…and yes Ill be here all day tomorrow from like 730 - 5or6…stop in and see me!
DC
Sounds good man!
oh did i miss a date for this somewhere. I have all weekends of in August so this coming month would be perfect
We have not decided for sure…but it will be August 14th or the 21st!
DC
Man if we can get kevins truck done, we would be down for this. The bed of his ranger is like 24 inches to the top of the bed rail! it would park under a 6" lifted truck on 35’ I bet too.