How can I get banned from Classifieds?

Shift518 Automotive Shift518 Off Topic
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lol, im serious, I wanna buy a monkey but don’t know where to get one.
I found a few sites online, but they were all scams
Looking for a small one such as a capuchin
Looking to stay local as theres too many scams out there where you pay a $500 deposit and then 4-8 weeks later they ship it to you.

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wtf?
Ive heard they get mean and they jerk off alot.

http://www.zumthing.com/FreeClassifiedAds/localclassifieds-NY-New+York-albany-sale+pet--q~monkey.aspx

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You need an exotic pet store of some sort.

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chimps are mean and dangerous, capuchins are the small ones that run peoples pockets and hang out on your shoulders lol, there not mean… I know I need to go to an exotic breeder/pet store, I was wondering if anyone on here KNEW of any, preferribly local… BTW that link you sent me pjb is a scam, capuchins are like $2k+

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Dave, save your money and be normal and buy a dog or goldfish… Monkeys are notorious for throwing shit at you…

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And jerking off, u might get jealous if your monkeys dick was bigger than yours…

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dont get mad cuz itll be cooler then charlie!!! lol

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaY9XOjZwHc&feature=related 1:35 lol

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It would be a very bad idea for you to get a monkey

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y

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because it would be too obvious who the stupid one is

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http://www.freewebs.com/eatmymuffins/fg.evil.monkey.jpeg

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I feel like every week I can expect the most off the wall thread post by you…

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I want to by a crocodile. Not an alligator, theyre big pussies, I want a crocodile.

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That’s messed up, Charlie has had only good things to say about you… Get a French bulldog from the breeder I got mine from…

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Are you guys mad becuase you cant afford a monkey? Or becuase your all followers that are scared to wear non named brand jeans becuase everyone else is wearing Abercrombie? I didnt ask a fucking opinion or approval, I asked for a god damned place to buy one.

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LOLOLOLOL, im just kidding man, charlies the best!!

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I’m poor :frowning:

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hahaha abercrombie jeans for life… 2k for a monkey is cheap I’m sure… I paid $3500 for Charlie… Who woulda thought

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I wear $6 jeans from Kmart so Ive got no problem not wearing what everybody else is wearing.

I didnt realize that link was a scam. I just googled Monkey Albany, NY.

I still think Capuchin’s get mean. If I remember right thats why they got rid of Marcel on Friends because he was getting nasty.