How can I get banned from Classifieds?

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I had sea monkeys once. My girlfriends kid knocked them over. I dont have a girlfriend anymore.

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Oh no you just didn’t! :rofl:rofl:rofl

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$10k and you have to get it home from Tampa.

But I’d be making redic profit. But can do.

Here… MICHAEL@POGGISANIMALHOUSE.COM OR CALL 954-258-6954

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he’s srs

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10k, fuck that lol.

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if ya want a small monkey just go kidnap a midget from albany …or hamlton hill . same thing your gettin basically , a nasty animal that plays with his meet , they have the same function as they do nuttin , and eat watermellon . oh and its prolly cheaper . thats why angelina jolie does it , shit opra may even approve

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I wear Pimpacrombie, Express, and Diesel jeans. Do I apply as a follower? I wear them simply because I’m a BOSSSSSSS.

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I will own a Siberian Lynx. Female.

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Nigguh you dumb

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prerequisite

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Man you have worse “I buy retarded shit on impulse disorder” than I do!

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A few reasons why you shouldn’t own a monkey:

-You seem to have the attention span of a 5 year old, so when the novelty of owning a monkey wears off you will see it for sale on here.
-You can’t distinguish “your” from “you’re”
-You were looking to buy a $200 “carport” for for $25k BMW
-You have a psycho lady stalking you and rubbing your automotive keys on her genitalia

Just saying, I have a feeling that if you bought a monkey it would end up dead, for sale on here in 3 weeks, or held hostage by the crazy lady

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sums it up

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You can’t own a pet monkey in NYS. Find something else.

STATES WHICH BAN PRIVATE POSSESSION OF NONHUMAN PRIMATES: California, Colorado, Connecticut, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Utah, Vermont, Wyoming

http://www.petmonkeyinfo.org/laws.htm

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Did you watch Grandma’s Boy yesterday too??

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How do you explain Hamilton Hill and Arbor Hill?!?!

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thanks for finding the info …i told him that wasn’t legal but couldn’t find him the info you did…you cannot own any exotic animals in nys…

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BoostCreep with the game ending kill

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Move or it wont happen… this thread will go nowhere other than PJB making more fun of africans.

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