How I totaled Dex's Bike

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jay, i’m at work. call me there or call my cell. i just sent you like 3 texts.

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lol i was awaiting the post

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:drama2:

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:clap: :clap: :clap:

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this is clearly a joke. you couldn’t total a bike at those speeds.

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JAY I SEE YOU LOOKING AT THE THREAD. ANSWER YOUR FUCKING PHONE.

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i can’t fucking wait to see what follows this post.

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oh my god.

someone is going to get shot.

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:anticlimactic:

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Meh jay hasn’t been on for like 7 minutes

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:gotme: uh…hey

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would you please call me or text me back?

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did something actually happen to my bike or no?

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Didn’t you read the post?
I thought this was the best way to tell you?

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obviously. dude wtf? you’ve got PM.

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This is particularly funny because Jay Wonch would totally take this route in real life.

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It really happened…are you that mad?

The bike sucked anyway.

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lol. I love this.

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it wasn’t the best bike, but it was better than no bike.

you better be fucking home when i get out of work and not out with that whore ex girlfriend. we need to talk.

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I smell a setup. :eyebrow: