how to wash a baby?

http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2011/04/socal_aunt_puts_baby_in_laundromat_washing_machine.php

No. 1 worst place to play with your 1-year-old niece/nephew: an automatic-lock washing machine. If only someone had provided such life wisdom to the 15-year-old aunt of an Ontario baby last night. KCAL9 reports that, while washing clothes with her mom and sister, she was “apparently… playing with the child and placed him in the washer.” Bad call.
“I saw it tumbling and it was the sickest thing I ever saw,” says laundromat patron and “Good Samaritan” Jeff Holquin. Video (no, not of the baby, you sicko) after the jump.
Looks like hungry bear cubs weren’t the only babies in danger in the San Bernardino boonies this week.

“He was crying, there was blood all on his face, the poor baby,” says witness Frances Durrett.
Probably the most disturbing account comes from standerby Jennifer Pena: “All you could see was the baby’s chest going up and down really fast and every time the baby would open his eyes, his eyes would literally roll in the back of his head.”
Bleh. Luckily, the baby’s OK, if scarred for life. Its family members, whom you’ve got to feel for despite their absentmindedness, now face criminal charges of child neglect.
However, as in most nightly news stories, there is something warm and fuzzy for us to come away with here:
[LEFT][Holquin] yelled for help, and two construction workers came running. “When I saw that they were trying to use a crowbar here, and the other guy was on this side, and then finally I thought, well we better break that glass,” he told KCAL. “We couldn’t stop the machine. There was no safety button, no way to turn off the electricity and it was just chaos.” …
Officers said the child is probably alive because of the quick thinking of some good Samaritans.
“This is a situation where I think just a few more seconds and it would have been a very tragic result,” said Freire.
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Washing machines: Not toys. Death traps. Lesson learned. Right guys?

http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2011/04/socal_aunt_puts_baby_in_laundromat_washing_machine.php

when my dad was a kid him and his twin decided to play astronaut in the dryer. he went first and landed on the moon, then as soon as my uncle got in there my dad flipped the switch and turned it on…he was tumbling around a bit before my gma came yelling WTF. my uncle started wearing glasses shortly after that, not sure if its related. lol.

LOL. That was a really good ending line.

15-year old aunt?

Ummmmm Its called a power cord. thats your on off switch. Understandable if they couldnt reach it but shit. kill the power or just swing at the glass first if it doesnt open by hand.

Learn to read. They were at a laundromat.

Laundromat machines are hard wired behind the walls. It is Canadian commercial so I would assume the voltage to be 347 3 phase or something kooky that is not just plugged in. Those machines cost thousands of dollars because they are built to withstand abuse and vandalism attempts.

I did read. but wouldnt even have tried to open the door. would have straight up smashed the glass if there was a toddler in there. life or death doesnt mean time for trial and error.

A 15 year old girl probably wasn’t even strong enough to break the glass. It’s a commercial machine, they don’t damage easily.

if you read it then why did you say to… nevermind :picard:

I am sure that it is super easy to break impact resistant plexi glass. I assume that it took a lot of swinging at it to get in.

We don’t need people like this “15 year old aunt” in society…Hopefully we rid the earth of her one way or another. It’s amazing the baby is even alive. Especially since the skull of babies usually doesn’t fuse together til 16-months.

She’s 15… people that age do dumb shit all the time.

awesome idea…add glass shards to the baby tumbler.

^^ I feel bad, but I laughed at that…

Note to self…

this is why i always place babies in the microwave for safe keeping.

^LOL.

I would say this thread is filled with a lot of sarcasm, but I don’t think I don’t think that’s a true statement for all of you…