http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/Hug-Me-Pillow/1676854/product.html
I think the best part is that its sold out.
they should make a female version… it would just be a chest… no arm 
So unrealistic… It would not even try to cop a feel.
lol alot of lonely (fat) women out there.
Dildo attachment sold separately.
HA!
There’s an upgrade package w/ a small speaker that whispers:
“I love you”
“You’re beautiful just the way you are”
etc.
Sold separately.
It’s completely normal for a 22 year old male to have this. You’re such a fucking ass hole having to bring it up. I thought we had established the “cone of silence”. Guess not you fuck. You’re never allowed over again.
Then there is the reality version.
“wanna fuck”
“askdfjhaskfh” that’s a fart.
"shit I didn’t mean to stick it there, sorry.
So you are saying the pillow will lie? Who ever does that on accident?
exactly, hence reality
if you need one let me know
Will this pillow barf while giving me a bj?
I wish it wasn’t sold out…
Fat lonely people are soo lame…why haven’t I made money off them yet?@!
I bought this pillow to keep my company on nights when my husband, a correspondent for the Trans-Alaskan News Network, was out of town. The pillow exceeded even my wildest expectations. I’m told the pillow was modeled after Brad Pitt, and I believe it! When I first nestled against the soft, but firm chest of my new “husband” I slept better than I ever had before. Now I don’t mind when my husband goes out of town!
“I LOVE the hug-me pillow. I sleep with 5 of them, it makes me feel like i’m in bed with a whole family.I’ve always felt there was something missing in my life, a void. I can’t explain it but I now feel like one complete person. thank you hug me pillow”!
WTF?
haha
does it come with hamburger meat
Anonymous from Endicott/NY, Feb 1, 1900
I had never spooned before until i recieved my new fluffy companion. What a find!
speak up whoever you are.
edit - 1900 wtf.
LOL! That’s hilarious