its not everyone…its just you guys. Everything in this whole situation is fuckeddddd up. Its pretty much a cluster fuck of Jerry Springer shit.
if it was the way it should be… newman would be with his ex of 4 years still, and you and pat would still be together, and laura and adam would still be together. and Newman and walker would be best friends still.
(except for me. i have no idea what is going on, and i’ll just enjoy having unprotected sex while im single)