Wait…WHAT?!..Thats how your going out? Are you fuckin serious?
LAME
[size=2]W/E if it makes you feel better, when you go to bed, stop by the bathroom first. Rumor has it, if you take a towel, roll it up, and stick some vaseline(sp?) in it, Itll feel just like yur cousin. Its like a 2for1 deal. You can feel what the rest of the board has felt and it will prep you for what Im sure is the only “pussy” youll be getting while sleeping under Jerome and his amigos.
Night buddy.
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