So say I was dating a girl for about 9 days, first chance I get I try cheating on her. She catches me on the first attempt while she was hanging out with a mutual friend.
Let’s just say I’m a balding attention whore, did I get owned?
newman is balding?
MORE DETAILS ON DRAMA PLZ!!!
Edit_ In.
LOL* This and now the suspension… Things are not looking good…
in for newman ownage
dude, do you have pics of the balding attentionwhore banging your gf?
i bet he does :lol:
<----- runs to kitchen to grab a snack while this turns into an 8 page thread.
lol, i’m balding?
oh man, this is good.
Just because i am hanging out with someone doesn’t mean i’m fucking them… It’s funny how people think that.
Good comeback thread tho. I laughed. But i probably won’t send you any threatening messages to your myspace account. 
<3
Take your time, he still has to find his toupee and get it on…
WEAK SAUCE ON BOTH ENDS
Try again
So, hypothetically speaking, say i sack ride newman, worse than anyone, because he probably finger banged my girl, lets say, on a couch, at a place, lets hypothetically call “the ritz” and then he hypothetically blew a load on my face, i mean her face
whut do i doooz?
holy large amount of people watching this… :lol:
oh man.
wtf.
Shit. Ok.
UMMMM…
Hypothetically speaking. Let’s say i was ugly… really ugly… and pimply. No one likes the pimply kid, (in fact, my ex-GF’s mom could tell when i was hooking up with her again, because the oil on my face would cause her face to break out where my huge nose rubbed on her face) anyways, i was just wondering if i should end myself? (hypotetically speaking.)
lol
i don’t like to speak hypothetically.
newman watch out he’s aiming at YOU