Sent him another message.
She might not be a duck, but she sure as hell looks like one.
Cmon dude, you can’t tell me you don’t see any resemblance to a duck here
http://a69.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/12/l_6ae8afb54a8afc7518832e1b94546a2c.jpg
Look at that duck bill…er…lips!
I bet you really do know she looks like a duck, since you look like you’re ready to cry in that photo. It’s ok though, because she’ll always have your huge ears, your chinless face and your terrible acne to distract people from thinking about how ducky she is.
You’re really a perfect couple. Congrats on finding her!