I am a man

I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn! That’s what kind of man I am. You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science.

I killed a man with a trident!

You are a smelly pirate hooker.

DOROTHY MAIN-TOOTH IS A SAINT!!!

Freek, where did you get a grenade from?

Sex Panther by Odeon. This stuff is illegal in 9 countries. It’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
They’ve done studies, you know. They say 60% of the time, it works every time.

I thought this thread was about this.
https://youtu.be/C42io-nmu6M

I love lamp

Baxter you know I don’t speak spanish.

The motorcycle on the bridge. I hit him with a burrito.

Milk was a bad choice

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment spells of rich mahogany

Scotch Scotch Scotch

Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh… Ching… King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can’t do that he’s a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.

LOL I love the end of that one “no, you can’t do that…”

o rly?

The arsonist has oddly shaped feet

How now brown cow

Brick, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you’re probably wanted for murder.

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

Oddly enough I fucked up an Irish Red beer last year, but it came out really good except brown. We named it “How now Brown Cow”

The human torch was denied. A bank loan.