I’ve always been able to whistle… I would like to say I was a hell of a whistler too.
for some reason i just tried and i can’t do it! WTF!!!
shut it, loser
Maybe your lips got deformed from sucking to much cock?
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I have always sucked at whistling. I got fired from my last job as the ‘construction site designated cat caller’ for my inability to whistle. Fuckers should have put that in the job description.
this sucks… I feel like I lost my best friend 
When did you whistle last?
didn’t see that one coming :roflpicard:
Wanna try my meat whistle?
I got a half asses whistle out 2 seconds ago… but like last night I’m sure I was able to whistle
LOL
step one: open mouth wider
step two: remove cock
step three: attempt whistle again.
If you don’t mind my finger being broken and not being able to hit that high E… then I’ll play your flute all night long
burn victims everywhere are playing you the worlds smallest violin 
FIXED! THANKS AARON!
One of the symptoms of AIDS bro.
I’m sorry.
fuck them… what kind of asshole gets burnt.
its like cancer… only assholes get cancer
you should be sorry too… you may have gotten it from me then. 
next time warm up your hands before you touch me… I woke up my neighbor when I screamed
no no, come back, that felt good.
I can only whistle when I inhale. I chipped a tooth when I was a kid and ever since then i could only whistle when I inhaled for some reason :gotme:. Kinda odd.