I hate green Ford Escorts!!!!! So does this guy

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Ore. arsonist targets 1990s green Ford Escorts
Medford police sergeant says it’s clear the arsonist doesn’t like car model

MEDFORD, Ore. - An arsonist is apparently on the prowl for green Ford Escorts from the 1990s. Three of them have been burned in recent weeks, a series of acts that Medford police Sgt. Mike Budreau described as “pretty bizarre.”

A 1995 green Ford Escort was destroyed by flames early Sunday morning after someone broke a window and poured flammable liquid into it. A similar fire was set in a 1993 green Ford Escort parked in a driveway on Feb. 22.

Investigators have also uncovered a Feb. 2 case of a 1992 green Ford Escort damaged by a plastic container filled with flammable liquid placed next to a tire that burned without setting the car afire.

Budreau told the Mail Tribune newspaper in Medford, “I think this person really doesn’t like Ford Escorts.”

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:lol:

My girlfriend had one of those once

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ha, my frist car was a 95 escort, black though. I wish this guy would of burned it

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How bizarre.

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well once your brother snaps and starts burning everyone elses SHOs, you will understand

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hopefully that keller kid doesn’t paint his green if he gets one

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He probably has road rage… somebody cut him off in one or something, and now he is just going to burn them all to find the culprit

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Maybe he is trying to bring the resale value of his up?

“FS: Rare green Ford escort”

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ya, to move it from $500 to $700

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:lol:

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Maybe a chick at the club gave him a fake name and number and then drove off in a green Ford Escort, so he is ensuring he gets back at her.

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we had one…got totaled.

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Made me think of the movie, The Jerk

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“Say your prayers, half-breed!” [sounds of gunshots]
“Hey Harry. Look at this. What’s the matter with these cans?”
“Die, milk-face!” [sounds of gunshots]
[laughing] “These cans are defective! They’re springing leaks! Come over here and look at this!” [sounds of gunshots]
“Listen, you better run for cover, or you’re gonna spring a leak!”
“Huh?”
“We don’t have defective cans, we have a defective person out there!” [sounds of gunshots]
“He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!”
“Die, gas-pumper!” [sounds of glass shattering]
"Get away from those cans! [sounds of gunshots] There’s cans in there too!
“Run! Run!”
[sounds of gunshots and glass shattering] “More cans!”
“Die, you bastard!”
[sound of glass shattering] “Aaah!”
“He doesn’t want to put holes in the cans, he wants to put holes in you!!”
“What?!” [sounds of gunshots]

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Johnson, Navin R.

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lol at least the person is picking a car that should be burned! IMO

maybe he can make an exception for me and burn my car! lol

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Sounds like automobile natural selection at work.

I just hope my civic doesn’t get burnt up… :ohnoes:

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Genocide of cars? The tempo will be next.

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Nahhh, most tempos commit suicide, no need for mass murder. I had one so I know :slight_smile: I remember this lady honking at me to pull over. She said,“sir your wheel is about to fall off!!” I said. “oh its ok! my shock went through my trunk and the wheel is now crooked, but it wont fall off, but thank you!” She then proceeded to drive behind me like 20 car lengths back. ahh!! the good ol’ days of being broke…

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I was considering moving to Medford, damnit now I cant have a green ford escort!

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maybe he has one and hes trying to up the value of it?