I hate Jettas

I dunno if any1 was aware but theres a kid on these forums in a VW Jetta and im not sure if he knows it but hes a real son of a ham, now some of my fellow jetta owners there ok, but this kid will try ot vdub u off and then run away from you after u try to catch up. Im just sick of all his bullshit, now im not one to complain i have an 02 turbo neon with he srt swap, ya kinda gay i know but this kids been soaking his hands in the mineral spirits :touchy:and gets kinda wacky if ya know what i mean. Im just hoping someone goes up next to him and when he trys to pull on them thats when you give your car a good amount of spritz, thatll show him hahahaha then go drink a half a bottle of scotch and talk about old buicks:beer2:

this post rules.

i laughed out loud.

what are you on?

SON OF A HAM!

i love you.

thanks its for this kid i know i hope he reads its also that son of a ham

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man I got vdub’d off last night… I think this guy is recreating the dictionary

I roffled.

Best first post of 2008?

In da haus

In.

lmao whats going on here?

I like beetling off… a lot.

and i also hate jettas.

:lol: What the? :rofl: “Give em some of the old spritz, if ya know what I’m sayin?” :biglol:

So insane.

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are you alright? i’m concerned.

Haha, this finely crafted newbie rules. <3

srt swap help yeah better than any fuckin volkswagen

i hate jettas too; along with, but not limited to old people, and babies

I think you might have already drank that scotc man. ROFL.

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Purely epic

Flawless execution of the new title.

wathefuk