I have a life changing conundrum

[mcflurry]

@SRS BZNS

Dear shift518,

As I was sitting here discussing the intricacies or changing the faucet of a kitchen sink with my slant eyed asian friend here I was enblugended with a sudden conundrum.

If a man were to substitute his fellow peasants sexual performance enhancing lubricant with oh say superglue gel what would occur?

a. There would be a burning and stinging sensation for his fellow mans prok sword and his sloar companions warm flesh pocket but not bonding due to the moisture level of said flesh pocket.

b. Said peenor of the unsuspecting peasant would become permanently bonded to the lower pound pouch of that nights random skeeze.

If anyone has expirience with this situation feedback on the subject would be greatly appreciated.

Thank You
SRS BZNS

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idk what the fuck that says… was to busy staring at the picture:bowdown