I just beat the internet.

So I’m trapped in Charlotte/Douglas International Airport in NC on my way to VIR. Probably spending the night in this craphole since US Airways must be new at this whole “connecting flights” thing.

I’m dying of boredom. All the bars are closed. A bunch of us went from one to another following last calls.

I’ve been on about every site on the internet and I’m out of things to do. I need suggestions. Not a fan of games either. Interesting things to read are best.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3250/2498696012_d5bb363b98.jpg?v=0

this is considered porn to some.

how about my ex girlfriend? i could email you that picture

Porsches, ex-girlfriends, all get the job done.

check Gmail :wow

I say start going through those chain threads that are titled “Greatest blond joke eva!!!11!!!” and just keep linking you to a new forum everytime you go through it.

learn about me, i’m a good person.

http://www.doubleviking.com/videos/tag/how%20to/page0.html/7525.html

http://public.aregner.com/bubblewrap.swf

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1789288

http://smackinthecrack.com/post/2007/12/Radio-Station-Contest.aspx

this is a sampling of the random crap in my brothers AIM profile

John and I have first hand experience with this. They screwed us with our flights to and from vegas. Ive never had to run the length of an airport before :headbang :idiots

Took 13 hrs and $470 to get to Richmond, not even the track. Would’ve been cheaper and faster to drive the TRUCK.

Charlotte… yessss!!

I spent 6 hours there 3 weeks ago… apparently us air didn’t have enough people to fill the plane I was on and changed my flight last minute, without telling me. AWESOME.

Did you grab some BBQ @ the cafeteria?? lol.

HA! I ate and drank in every bar in the main food court and the C concourse.

did you get that picture?

Of your x? Negative. Is it post worthy? Or will she find out and go ape on you… :shifty

i was stuck in charlotte for a night once iwth my gf, didnt have the money so we slept on a bench like homeless people, it was an adventure

http://www.endoftheinternet.com/