jesus, how about you get someone to hold your purse while you poop
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seriously, your a man, you shit on command, and non of this namby pamby pussy assed “i dont like to shit in public restrooms” bullshit. If you were a real man, you would be able to shit in a dirty bucket, at noon, in the middle of summer, in times square.
i thought you were more manly than this. I don’t even hesitate to shit in public. When you gotta go, ya gotta go. Cover the fucking seat with TP for gods sake.
While I am not a fan of shitting in public…when duty calls :P, you answer the call wherever u are.
I prefer wegmans facilities if I am close as they seem to be always nice and clean but if it came down to it I would crap in the woods and wipe with a leaf if needed.
This brings to mind a story ILC once told me. Where he didnt have the keycard to get into his apt. So he walks a mile across campus, passing at least 200 bathrooms, to get a new card issued. Then walks back across campus, past those same 200+ bathrooms, to shit in his apartment…
hahah yah I have pooped in some pretty weird places, but if there is a nice place to go…i’ll hold out…Wegmans is awesome they have like five different soaps…I’ve pooped in woods, once leaning up on a building when i was drunk, on 93z24’s chest many places…I’d have to say though, the most baller poop I ever saw was at a bills game once. A guy was pooping in the pee troff against the wall