I punched my fiance' today!

Okay wow SCREWED! today has to be the most whack day of my life ever. I just woke up from an all day nap after this and still feel like shit. Heres what happened.

I’m 29, and the fiance’ is 23.

I went over to my fiance’s house earlier this afternoon you know, going to hangout for a bit, get laid and my whole life like flips upside down.

There’s this really douchebag guy that she used to talk alot with that I hated, and his car was parked in her driveway when i pulled up, so I’m like, okay… what the hell?
I don’t bother knocking or ringing the doorbell because she always lets me in and I’m good friends with her family. I head up the stairs and go towards her room and slowly creep the door open to surprise her you know like, “hey I’m here!!” but to my own disbelief, her and this faggot are making out on her bed!

I was so furious I sprinted to the bed and decked him in the face as hard as I could about three times, words were exchanged as well as a few more fists and my fiance’ seperated us (he’s lucky for that) and she told me to wait in her room and that she would explain everything as she walked him out.

I was really outraged two minutes later she comes back and she starts pulling stupid excuses, telling me he made a move on her and that she swears she didn’t want to or anything, we get in an argument and she pushed me and then slapped me, so I PUNCHED her in the face.

I really don’t know what the hell I was thinking but she started crying, and she yelled at me to get out so I did. I stormed off all f’n mad, even more mad for what I just did. I got home and went straight to my room and my roomate comes in and asked me why I looked so upset when I came home. I told him what happened, and I started getting choked up.

My freind was really mad at me but really felt bad for me for what had happened, me and this girl been together for 4 years now…

So my freind starts telling me how I dont need her and its going to be ok, then he said “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air” I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare, but I thought ‘Now forget it’ - ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’ I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

Good one.

fucking awesome if its true

too bad he didnt know the extended version-

Bitches aint shit.

Its rare to find anyone that does. Beat me by a few hours;)

I sometimes wish I punched my ex-fiance in the face too. You’ll be glad you did later, as she deserved it. I was 24 and she was 19, but I know exactly where you’re coming from.

Sorry to hear about this. :frowning: Hopefully the cab got you home O.K.

I think it was a joke.

Edit: That being said - lol @ being engaged to a girl under 21. If you think they are really ready to get married you’re the fool.

23 is even pretty young. Think about how YOU were when you were their age.

Edit edit: There are always exceptions to the rule, but seriously, you’re just asking for trouble.

was her name jennifantastic?

http://www.jamestoomey.com/images/gay.gif

That was over 5 years ago. Looking back… I agree. Hell, I’m 28 now and have my own place, make great money and STILL would be hesitant to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. Back then I thought when you’re lost in the moment, madly in love, willing to do anything… you act first and figure it out second. Probably the same reason she said “yes” and then proceded to cheat on me the next month.

Stupid kids do stupid things I suppose. I don’t hold anything against her now, but at the time, I’d probably have loved to hit her in the face for what she did. Being blindsided with that kind of stuff sucks big time. I can still remember the moment and the day and hope that never happens to me again.

Any younger NYSpeeders, age matters. It’s not the ability to say “I love you, lets get married” that’s important but the ability to comprehend, understand and emotionally handle that type of responsibility. If you think you’re ready, the other person may not be. It is definitely that needs to be discussed before you think “I’m going to be spontaneous and pop the question!”

off topic bullshit.

Love that the facebook snip is posted by dstar.

and to anyone giving this a serious reply…:picard:

I am going through the same shit right now. It fuckin sucks. Don’t be a fool, wait till they are 24 or older.

Should have shot her.

Oldie but a goodie. :lol:

damn it. You got me. I have never seen this one before. lol

+1

If I can only go back and punch my b*tch of a exfiance in the face when I found out what she was up to… then go to the dudes house go scarface on him…

I know this is fake, but I’d punch her in the face too.

+1

At the end I was like WTF?

Was there a point to this?