I saw a murder today...

I saw a murder today…

I was riding home from work today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a lady in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of people were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 000 call the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mum what I had just seen. Then my mum got scared, she said “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said “Fresh” and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought “Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, “Yo homes, smell ya later!” I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

… random

i once killed a man in reno… just to watch him die

im confused. who drove the cab? The dead guy?

hahaha well played, i couldnt count the amount of times i’ve fallen for this ;D

Biggest waste of my 2 minutes of my life that i’ll never get back.

good song

:lock

lol i read the first 1-2 sentences and was like ok this is fucked, then skimmed the paragraph and saw the YO HOLMES smell ya later LMAO

ass

so i take it someone has way too much time on their hands, :wtf

alot of us do it seems :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

ok WTF is the point of bumping these old threads? :pete

:umm

OH SHIT this is another one

alright this is really gay

Ban Murrdog and Kramer

Why Kramer lol?

+1 anyways :lol

He was a part of the thread bumping…he bumped numerous old threads

Oh yeah. He was just trying to be a post whore I bet :lol

probably will

its HELLA annoying

Do it so next time they come on they’re like WTF?