My friend witnessed a murder yesterday..

In his words.

I was riding home from school today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced yard were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call, the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told her what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said “Fresh” and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought “Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, “Yo homes, smell ya later!” I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air .

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:repost: hella old

figures…

About a year late on that one.

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Man I remember back in the day… Jesus fucking CRACKED UP when he heard that shit. You’d think that being the son of god he would have seen it coming… :dunno:

ummm REPOST…a part of me wants to laugh each time I fall for it…even when I know its a big trick.

This post is as useless as the person who wrote it.

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ouch… I apologize for not joining years ago when this was first posted

you’re a faggot.

http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/jazzyjeff.jpg

agreed!

You have to be the biggest jack off I have ever fucking met, douchstar!!!

Nah Douchstar is more worthless…

Douchstar, yep faggot…

Why isnt this deleted already? Its retarted. Almost as retarted as my thread about the light up shoes!

Because we want everyone to see what defines a douche bag post while the offender sulks in embarrassment as we e-bash his interweb skillz.

got me…haha

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