I think I found the ugliest car in existance

So today I stumbled upon this fine piece of '80’s Ford technology for $300 (you could get $150 at least for scrap!). The body looked like swiss cheese. I didn’t know woodgrain could rust. Paint= none. Hubcaps= none. Vintage 80’s tape deck= check! Woodgrain luggage rack= oh yeah! Working A/C and power options- amazingly yes. So I decided hammer on this thing on the back roads of Tonawanda. After I was satisfied that I couldn’t kill it, I brought it back. The owner had owned it since new, and had properly maintained this pile well for some odd reason. So I’m thinking of buying it, for the following reasons:

-Drifting
-Hitting things
-Offroad fun
-Moving next week- I could use that luggage rack.
-Towing cars around.
-Jumping it off stuff
-General mayhem that will be videotaped

The car:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v191/jettagli1991/aturd2.jpg?t=1191807163

The last car’s fate for those who don’t remember:

:ohyeah:

do it!!! i’ll help you ruin it. :slight_smile:

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do it!!! i’ll help you ruin it. :slight_smile:

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The interior?

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The interior?

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dot. (Innuendo counts.)

Anyhow, the first mod should be Hacksaw Motorsports weight reduction/high flow exhaust system.

Clark Griswald …

you just got yourself the family truckster …

does the 3rd row seating still function ???

YES!!!

These cars fucking rule.

Perfect find! Enjoy it if you buy it (which you definitely should).

we all should pitch in now an then and buy shitty cars just for that reason, Id be willing to throw in a little cash to help have fun and make great video all at the same time

the family truckster

movie:vacation

the muddy black car is impressive

invites to help destroy?

shit, you could charge money like a theme park. prolly make money off the deal.

I’ll buy in with a 20 sak.

Sleeper?

LoL, if you wanna fuck around with it, message me up, im in…ill bring the brew! Hahaha, that would be awesome.

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I’ll buy in with a 20 sak.

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The best part is the fuel lines were already replaced, in the same way as the lines in the Lincoln.:wink: Everything was the same, it’s like the Lincoln’s ugly fat sister. Fuck it, if it’s still available tomorrow I’m buying this shit, the guy will let me drive home with his plates. I should enter it in the B.A.B.E Rally, it might make it to New Orleans.

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Clark Griswald …

you just got yourself the family truckster …

does the 3rd row seating still function ???

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HOT

with the way the last one worked out, i don’t see how this couldn’t be awesome.

we need an “nyspeed derby” we should just all enter in the demo at the fair next year lol.

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I should enter it in the B.A.B.E Rally, it might make it to New Orleans.

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$250 limit :frowning:

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Nothing quite like rusting wood :rofl:

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you could go on vacation with it