So today I stumbled upon this fine piece of '80’s Ford technology for $300 (you could get $150 at least for scrap!). The body looked like swiss cheese. I didn’t know woodgrain could rust. Paint= none. Hubcaps= none. Vintage 80’s tape deck= check! Woodgrain luggage rack= oh yeah! Working A/C and power options- amazingly yes. So I decided hammer on this thing on the back roads of Tonawanda. After I was satisfied that I couldn’t kill it, I brought it back. The owner had owned it since new, and had properly maintained this pile well for some odd reason. So I’m thinking of buying it, for the following reasons:
-Drifting
-Hitting things
-Offroad fun
-Moving next week- I could use that luggage rack.
-Towing cars around.
-Jumping it off stuff
-General mayhem that will be videotaped
we all should pitch in now an then and buy shitty cars just for that reason, Id be willing to throw in a little cash to help have fun and make great video all at the same time
The best part is the fuel lines were already replaced, in the same way as the lines in the Lincoln. Everything was the same, it’s like the Lincoln’s ugly fat sister. Fuck it, if it’s still available tomorrow I’m buying this shit, the guy will let me drive home with his plates. I should enter it in the B.A.B.E Rally, it might make it to New Orleans.