If you were stranded on an island...

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List 5 things you’d want to take with you.
Big hunting/survival knife. Like what Rambo had. Its got a compass in the handle. some fishing hooks, a needle, some fishing line, couple of matches etc.
Some sort of med kit
Some bad ass indestructible shoes
A whetstone
A good durable set of clothes

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theres a score book somewhere on the internet for this test when given to the marines. they have like a short period of time where they make a list of all the things they could fit in their bag, you get points for alot of crazy things

  1. Box of nails
  2. Knife
  3. magnifying glass
  4. rain jacket
  5. condoms
3

Condoms? Mark. Are you serious? :lol

4

they can hold a lot of umm…water…

5

harpoon
knife
someone really hot
life time supply of pizza
tons of porn

6

catches and stores water for me ;D

7

and he can jerk off with out making a mess

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  1. Porn
  2. Hot girl
  3. Food
  4. Water
  5. Helicopter
9

mike ur a smart cookie lol
helicopter…DUR

10

LOLOL at harpoon! lololol

11

lol damn straight gotta be better than rambo

12

I’de bring a shrimpin boat so i could eat shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There’s pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich… That’s, that’s about it.

13

hahhahahahaha bubba gump shrimpboat

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  1. a generator
  2. TV
  3. Xbox 360
  4. wireless modem
  5. Soda

I cant survive at home without video games, i dont know how i would make it on a island without them haha

15

Rifle with as much amo as i could get

Grill lighter

Tent

Satalite phone w/charged battery

4wheeler with plenty of gas

16

You forgot gas…your boned

17

survival knife
bailing twine
compass
bow/arrows
a metal pot/pan

endless supply of toilet paper… :crackup

18

shotgun + ammo

lowrider + gas

handgun + ammo

atv + gas

porn + something to watch it that powers off the sun

= not having women around to bitch at you for any of these things… HEAVEN

19

endless supply of food
endless supply of water
Humongous solar powered generator
Fully equipped and furnished mansion
Jessica Biel

20

military survival says

-signal
-shelter
-food/water
-tools
-firearm

i would take the best of all 5 categorys please :slight_smile: