A.
- I don’t eat fish, so the rifle allows me to eat tasty delicious animals.
- There are dangerous animals. What good is a hot chick and fishing net when you’re being shit out of some animal? Yes please on the rifle.
- Either the shitty personality lesbo gets an attitude adjustment and becomes bi or see above about the rifle.
- After 20 years I’ll have a lot of time to make up for once rescued and the 10 million means never wasting a minute working.
Fuck
B or C
I would have to go with B.
a second helping hand and someone to keep each other company seeing survivial is mostly a mental game.
The freezer to store food up so there is always a stock.
I hate sea food but I’m sure I could force my self to live from it.
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300 rounds wouldn’t last you a year
That was my biggest issue. One round every 3 weeks. Use it wisely
C for sure.
I will survive with the dogs for the 12 years between the dogfood and my knives, play my guitar everyday. Save the pot, load the boat and sell it once I hit land and pick up bitches with all the money I make.
Don’t have to worry about delivering a baby if you fuck the dog.
I’d have to smoke some of that pot if I was stuck for 12 years. But I’m sure with 3 tons, I’d barely make the dent. So still profit.
A:
With all that booze, you could make a glass field around your residence. No animal likes walking on glass.
B:
Yeah that chick is hot… No wonder all the other options under B suck. But I’d that mp3 player has to have wifi… which would always be on sending a signal.
Delivery baby? Fuck use that as bait. Or toss it on the far side of the island and fish on the other side, don’t have to worry about sharks
Having a baby out there is the least of my worries…Fuck, I think I am sterile anyways, at least thats what I tell all the girls from the bar…
A is very tempting but I’m gonna have to go C.
-It’s the only one where you have a shelter. It being full of weed to pass the time is an added bonus. You’re gonna need all the help you can get staying entertained there.
-You can make your own fishing pole with the knives. Plus you have the dogs to get you food.
-You’re out in 12 years. Whatever weed is leftover will probably eclipse the 10 mil. Then it’s time to get two hot lesbians, without worrying about being eaten mid-coitus, while everyone else has 8 more years. Not to mention with no access to medicine or health care it’s a crapshoot on whether you even live 12…appendicitis or an infected wound and you’re fucked.
B
Whats the point of being rescued when you are already living the good life on the island. The treasure no longer matters on this island because I will not be leaving it.
Not A because the lesbians are more into each other and thats 2 more mouths to feed. Again, the treasure doesnt matter.
Not C because the dogs will start losing their physical abilities to hunt as they get older. And whos to say they will come in handy when it is time to hunt? 2 more mouths to feed. And screw being rescued, Im staying on the island, remember?
Need face and boob pics of women to make a better educated decision.
Unless a garbage bag is included, then just boob pics.
A. With a rifle with 300 rounds I can fuck the 2 lesbo’s at gun point and then try and hunt an animal to eat. If the animals are too fast for my shitty shooting skills, I can hunt the lesbo’s and improve my shooting skills. I REFUSE to choose option 3 as all pot heads are fucking piece’s of shit and I hate everyone who smokes weed so fuck that. And REALLY? FUCKING REALLY? An acoustic guitar??? How much bigger of a cliche can an acoustic guitar and weed be??? Fuck, I’m angry now just thinking about that.
Getting rained on for 3 months would suck ass, lesbians or not.
HA!
A-
Lesbo - MEH
Gun - Not enough rounds
Booze - IDGAF
Cash - Rather trade it to not be on the fucking island
B-
Chick - Hit it, Eat her, Use as bait
Net - Fish are yummy
Freezer - For extra fish…?
MP3 player - is fucking useless.
C-
Dogs - Trainable, Companions
Knives - Good for making pikes and fishing poles
Shelter - is a big deal
Weed/Guitar - get the fuck out of here with this hippie bullshit
8 year early escape - for the fucking win but who the fuck takes 12 years to repair it…
I’d prob end up going with C mostly for the 8 years of my life back.
if you put the girl in the freezer she will stay ‘fresh’ longer LOL
I’d pick A, fuck the lesbians, even if its by force on a regular basis, get hammered pretending to be rich with the gold until it stops being fun anymore, then blow my brains out because I couldnt find a swing set and the wild animals were bullying me.
C all the way. dogs are sweet period. the knives and sharpening stone are priceless is a situation like this, shelter is HUGE and the guitar strings can be used for snares what good is all that weed if you have nothing to smoke it out of?
C because… one word… knives.
With more information decision may be different. For example: How many and what kind of wild animals, what kind of vegetation/plant life, is there anything on the boat, etc, etc?
C
3 tons of pot prepared for long term storage is going to be airtight, meaning it will float.
A guitar that is ALWAYS in good condition will serve as a good paddle.
Dogs are awesome, and are probably willing to share, their food split 3 ways will last 3 years, 4 months.
Unfortunately I would have to wait until the rainy season to have enough fresh water. I would fashion water storage out of a couple of the marijuana packages. I would then take the vast majority of the pot and shove it into the hull of the broken sailboat, grab my two new best friends and head to the open sea. I am a mother fucking survivor, I am not going to spend 12 years repairing a sailboat when I can make a raft and have an invincible paddle.
Spend 20 years on an island by yourself? You’d fuck a porcupine after a while…
I’d go for C. 3 tons of marijuana you could build a floating raft…Sailboat is a plus. I like “degs” and I play guitar.
B, I’ll be long gone before 20 years is up. I just won’t survive plain and simple. Might as well enjoy my life with a girl and some good music while I’m at it.