C. Hemp can be used for much more than smoking and getting high in general, think about the multitude of uses. Knives will wear down but can be sharpened and turned into other tools as their condition degrades. Dogs are better company than most girls since they never talk back. I love any kind of music. I have no doubt that the last thing on my mind would be sex. I would put 100% of my concentration on general survival and seeing my kids again in 8 years. Oh, I’d be dying to see who my wife married (can’t blame her and I’d probably punch him in the dick).
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C is by far the best deal out of them,especially if the weed can be preserved.Next choice would be A.
-Mans Best Friend
-Knives to skin the meat
-3 Tons of weed (worth almost 6 mil according to the CNN article with the same pic)
-12 years of playing with a guitar will = profit.
-8 years off the 20 year bid
and this summed it up nicely.
I’d pick B. I couldn’t imagine spending 20 years all alone, so spending it with a hot girl with a good personality would make it bearable. Plus 2 heads are better than one, and 2 pairs of hands to get things done. And if I don’t make it, at least I die happy. Fishing supplies would be good, and we could always make some kind of weapons or traps to catch more food. Limited rounds for the rifle would make A tough. The money would be useless if you don’t survive. C is tempting, but the dogs may not survive the whole 12 years, especially in that situation, and you couldn’t breed more unless you somehow had some wild dogs on the island to work with. The weed shack could serve as nice shelter though. How long would that stuff stay fresh anyway? Would it even be salable in 12 years?
i’d pick C.
dogs would help out hunting and be great companions, i love weed so thats a no brainer. got knifes to kill shit. and a boat to fix and a guitar to play to keep me busy.
B and don’t bother rescuing me. I’ll make fire and weapons to keep the critters away. You guys can keep your dog food and your pot and your bitchy dykes. I’ll figure out how to make alcohol.
C. since the dogs are puppies, they could possibly stay alive for 12 years as long as you try to take care of them. As for the pot… well it takes the edge off of things. Why not smoke it, what do you have to lose. The knives will last you and you are able to use them for multiple purposes and its not like you have ammo to run out of. Hell the boat is there and will get me off 8 years early!! Its called survival, not fuck and try to fend off animals for 2 people instead of just yourself. The dogs may just help with the situation depending on type of dogs and type of animals.
Also… biggest thing. you dont have to listen to some female bitch about being bored, wanting off the island, being hungry… and the worst. When they get the time of the month. Im trying to keep my sanity, not lose more!
I’d go with A. easier to get a quicker/more reliable kill on the animals, also more reliable for defense if attacked by the animals initially. The scope lenses could be used to start a fire. Animal bones from initial hunts and skins can be used for tools, shelter and fishing/hunting gear. The booze could also be used as a fire starter when needed (rainy season in particular), plus I’m a borderline alcoholic. Then you’re pretty much set for life when you get rescued.
B
Sex, Food, Music…what else is needed?
Crap, it doesn’t cover the vicious wild animals though. C is a close second.
I’m torn between B and C. Let me think it through “out loud”.
C: Probably the best choice, but you have to dig deeper.
People talk like “OH! Throwing knives! And a knife! No ammo needed! I can protect myself!”
Yeah, guess what, if a fucking tiger jumped at you, even the most skilled knife-using person would probably have a hard time killing that shit, especially without injury. “Oh, i’ll just throw the throwing knives!” Yeah - have fun with that :
A) They will probably not kill whatever is attacking you, only hurt it and piss it the fuck off.
B) That is, if you can even aim that well and hit it with enough force.
I’m sure you can find some sort of branch or something with a little more reach and blunt force to ward off would be attackers / do some damage to them without receiving damage back.
Dogs are good tho, even if they can’t win a fight, they will try. And, they cover your ass while your sleeping. Shelter is pretty good also. Weed, I can burn a massive amount of it, and maybe it will mellow out all the vicious animals.
If you get horny you can find something sweet to put on your dick and I bet the dogs would lick. lol
B: Hot DTF girl. I figure a pair of helping hands first to set shit up, build something. Two people to scare, confuse and attack an animal trying to attack you. If anything, she’s a diversion of attention of the attacking animal. Beat animal up with said branch, rock, etc. In a worst case scenario, hide in freezer for a while. Make love to stay warm.
Fishing gear is good. I like fish. you can use the guts to attract animals to somewhere else, or you can set up traps, etc. Net better for other shit than fishing.
Girl will get old, but with all the exercise she gets with needing to do all this shit, she ain’t getting fat so she’ll probably look good for a while.
Probably B.
You know, thinking about this more it sounds like heaven, and I’m not sure I’d really want to leave.
Could I use the gold to have someone send me a new cute lesbian, more booze and bullets?
^^Yeah, that is why I said more info needed. Tigers would suck. lol
If I had to choose it would be either A or C probably C.
If I were stuck with
A:
Gun: Great! I’m a good shot so this would be a huge asset.
Booze: Also pretty good. I wouldn’t drink it but it would help start fires, plus you could through Molotov cocktails at the animals and have broken glass surround you as you sleep/your shelter. Also might be good to pour on wounds.
Lesbos: One can fish, hopefully the other can cook pies or something good for the three years she sticks around. Would definitely be good to have the extra hands plus entertainment. Plus if you get hungry you could always eat one.
Gold: cool, after 20 years that puts me at 45 trophy wife time!
Conclusion: Waste 20 years of my life on an island but make 10 million bucks. That’s a pretty darn good trade off. I’d keep the gun too.
B:
Hot chick: Cool for many reasons, helping hands
Fish net: gets food and can act as a shelter door, or animal trap etc
Freezer: Not super useful other than to stock fish maybe. Maybe set it up as a trap and freeze the wild animals?
Solor powered MP3: pretty much useless unless you can use the panels and unit to start fires or send signals somehow.
Conclusion: 20 years wasted for nothing. Yuck
C:
Dogs: Man’s best friend, warn off animals, help get food, great asset.
Knives: Great! You can cut down trees and make spears / punji sticks and build defensive measure to keep the animals at bay.
Shelter full of pot and guitar: Super gay except the shelter, I’d probably burn the guitar and use the strings for snare lines. I’d ship off the pot to mexico when I sailed away for whatever money I could get for it.
Wrecked boat: I could fix it in much less than 12 years lol.
Conclusion: I’d be back to normal by the age of 37 worse case.
If you can modify the time constraint, you could empty all the booze bottles and float away, as well as float away in the cooler.
You could also use the spent ammo casings to make crude blades, spear points. Melt the gold and form pots or bowls. good point on using the booze as an antiseptic.
A just keeps seeming like a better and better option.
I’m pretty sure I can build shelter and basic tools from rocks. I can’t build a decent weapon that will save my ass from dangerous animals, certainly not one that would almost guarantee escaping injury free from the encounter. Remember, this is a deserted island so even minor wounds become a huge issue with no hospital.
Yeah, only 300 rounds would suck. At the same time, it’s an island, how many dangerous animals can there really be? I’m kind of a survival nut so I’d be able to catch fish and small animals without using the ammo. If saving the gun just for encounters where shooting is the only option that 300 rounds should last a long long time.
For all the funny hot chick comments, none of the chick options come with any form of birth control. Pulling out isn’t all that effective, especially over 20 years of taking your chances. Once she’s preggo see earlier comment about no hospitals.
The boat that needs repair is the only intriguing part. Being very handy I bet I could fix it in less than 12, but that’s not how hypothetical situations work. It says “You”, so obviously the amount of damage to the boat would vary from person to person. My boat would be way more fucked up than the boat my buddy who can’t fix anything would get. It’s 12 years of repairs, regardless of skill.
Yeah, I’m sticking with A.
I still think I’d build a raft and just go for it after a year or so though, once I had given up on any kind of search party. I’ve got too much waiting for me back home to be kicking back just waiting.
c
i would get stoned with my dogs and play guitar all day long
what about smoking materials? would a pipe/papers/bong be included?
Ah, so, considering is says “you”, then I’m good with the birth control. I’d still have to go with B though, since recent events have turned me very anti-lesbian.
B, because that sounds like the basics of my life and then I have alot more =)
A for sure, the Liquor bottles you can use to create some sort of raft, since in reality the 2 girls will most likely be butch they can help gather supplies to make the raft. put the gold on the raft and escape. gone in less than 5 years and 10mill richer