You can only choose A, B or C. Pick one. Explain why.

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i’d take C.

i dont want some hairy, annoying bitch. Being “nice and pretty” won’t get you very far on a deserted island.

I’ll take my 2 dogs and have them find some female wolves , or some dog animal looking thing to bang out so that i have an army of wolf dog things hunting and protecting me.

knives would prob be useless for me, but i could find entertainment out of them. and some hunting/food purposes.

i don’t know how to play a guitar, nor do i smoke. but i could always learn, get famous make mad $$ when i get home. duh. sell weed

and there’s a fucking boat. F being on an island for 20 years, ill take the 12 years and make minimum wage the rest of my life before i spend an extra 8 just to be with a hot chick or have 10million in gold.

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Btw, it seems as though none of you have done these things before. There is No getting off of the island early. you will be there for 20 years, minimum and maximum. Unless you pick C, then you will be there for 12 years.

42

Is there an option that only has cocaine and strippers?

43

I can’t believe some of you would consider 12 years without pussy.

44

I would totally find an apple somewhere. Problem solved!

45

true. smoking weed out of an apple always tastes so good too

46

Fixed :stuck_out_tongue: All you’re missing out on is the first few months when it’s actually still fun anyway.

47

lol I’m already signed up for life. 20 years aint no thang.

48

I’ve read/dealt with so much stupidity but this could be the brightest single shining ray of it I have ever had the pleasure of digesting. Holy fuck!!!

49

I’m sure plain jane lesbian and I could come to some sort of reasonable accommodation on an exchange of pleasantries.

50

You’re on a deserted island. What’s she going to do? Call the cops?

Wait, what?

:io:

51

no, but she will kill you in your sleep.

52

LOL somehow I have a feeling that some have no say in that…