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thats awesome
its easier screwing a duck
thats awesome
id buy one to lick my cold ass balls in teh wiNTeR
cheapest one is $890.00 and it is 6 years old, how long do peguins live…
no biggie. I’m sure Grey has found a way to finance it with his mom’s co-signature.
Q: What is a penguin’s expected life span in and out of captivity?
A: In captivity a penguin’s life span is estimated at between 15 and 20 years. In the wild it is greatly shortened due to most penguin species’ many predators.
Q: Why does my penguin keep bumping into walls?
A: Penguins, like humans, are prone to eye deterioration over time. Vision correction may be necessary for your penguin’s welfare. We highly suggest laser surgery correction as many penguins do not take well to eyewear.
LOL…I would probably piss myself if I saw it walking into walls…Be even funnier if you got it to wear glasses
Do you think my dog would like it?
Probably… everyone loves penguins
I was going to really look into it till I found out the site was fake 
should have known anyways since penguins are endangered and protected…
that would go great witha helper monkey
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