i'm sure a select few of you will enjoy this...

ok man. if some dude came up and blindsided your boy and had him on the ground, on his back, getting ready to start pounding because you had the audacity to show up to kick people out of a party where the people totally trashed your house, you would sit there and let him get his ass beat. thats totally awesome of you dude and your friends are badass motherfuckers. i am sorry for insulting your badassery.

lick my taint, noob.