Im thinking about writing a bathroom book.

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you can’t sleep with the same girl your best friend has already slept with.

if we keep going do we get royalties?

You can’t use the same piece of toilet paper more than 4 times.

this thread sucks…you claim to have “thought of a few good ones” but i didn’t make it past the first one posted before realizing you’re a complete idiot and entirely wrong…

FAIL

Burt Reynolds beat you to this.

Word, already been done
http://wikimancode.com/

If you can’t spell, you probably shouldn’t write a book.

Alphabet of Manliness > This crap.

Eiffel tower still ok?

It’s not gay as long as your balls don’t touch AMIRITE?

why would you want to make her feel special when she’s being a bitch?

If your name is PureXTC you’re probably a homo

just do it… there is so many out there now… may cost you more to put it out that you will make in selling

This thread had potential…

as a book :tdown:

as a thread, this could be promising

uncle johns bathroom reader > *

When a girl starts off saying “I’m not a slut”, she usually is.

Whenever someone begins a sentence with “I’m not racist, but,” they are about to say something racist.

Socialism is the best system in the world. For everyone else.

Here’s the one I forgot!!!

If you are walking side by side with another man and you hands acidently touch. Don’t acknowledge it, just keep walking.