Internal Release Overload...

I’m not sure how it all played out…

but first I had a monster hiccup.

Immediately following said hiccup… I burped and farted at the exact same time. And i’m not talking about a little soda pop burp/raisin bran fart… This was some srs bsns.

I feel weak.

Could that potentially create tiny black holes at the point of internal gaseous separation?

I’m concerned.