Because these fat ladies keep walking out of this one hall way. It’s hot. I don’t want to miss the gang bang.
Truth. I always feel so unimportant when talking to a fatty.
I’ll be talking about something really interesting and they’ll be looking at me like I’m a cheeseburg. And then I get really scared because I think I may have a piece of black pepper stuck to my tooth or something. Then I remember I’m talking to a fatty and everybody has black pepper stuck to their teeth in their world.
Actually, i guess this gives me the impression that they are interested in what I am talking about…
maybe i’m just the cheeseburg and they’re planning on having a piece of apple pie after?
edit: the entire apple pie
Maybe they eat all the paper that this hall wastes on print jobs?
are you in effing bell right now? I am on the far end, long hair, beard, dark blue long shirt/wind breaker thing…
blow me a kiss
oh god i’m scared to look now. i’m not going to. i’m going to make my escape at an opportune time and avoid eye contact with everybody.
edit: she just walked by about 3 minutes ago. well. waddled.
well.
on the bright side.
if al qaeda ever decides to blow up UB we know that this hall is a safety zone.
edit: AND the fatties will die first, and we can eat their food stores. I bet this broad packs snickers with her staple remover.
just left UB a few minutes ago…i’ve heard about a fat lady office. i wanna know whats in there, because i’m sure theres some tasty little treats and i get hungry around this time every day
No. This is like an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?
They bait little K Cuv’s in with sweet, delicious treats. Then they lock them into filing cabinets and feed them lamb and rice until they are plump and delicious.
its a good thing you said something…because i would have went…seriously
I think I saw you a few weeks ago.
But I’m not sure.
You were walking towards that loop business in front of Capen.
Anyway, I saw a fattie following you. I didn’t want to yell anything for fear she would see me and think that I would be more delicious.
Will you guys just stop talking shit already? 
Absolutely not.
I’m all for the Fat American Woman Association at UB
FAWUB–it has a nice sound.
your fat, do you hate talking to yourself?
i hate newmans.
i dont even like talking to them.