Is your chick on the pill?

Hope it isnt this one.

http://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D9SKJORO0.htm

:lol: I saw that epic fail

What would be an appropriate “damages paid?”

Abortions for everyone?

“yes johnny, you were an accident, we have the paycheck to prove it!”

im asuuming this is the .1 percent that the pill doesnt protect against

well you would be making an ass of yourself.

I just emailed this article to my girlfriend. lol

we good

<-- Buying stock in hanger companies

:worf:

<~~~~~~buying stock in stairs

My beer thingy went off

I better buy stock in breeding gloves and plungers

Lol, this is awesome. I can bet it scared the shit out of a few girls/ex gfs I know. Freaking sluts.

:frowning:

Shit.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and look at all those searches and how many are planned parenthood. Our tax dollars at work!!! great country we live in.

I would make the argument that free abortions would be just about the most efficient use of tax dollars there could be…a couple hundred bucks to save a lifetime worth of public benefits in most cases.

That said, 0% of shots to the face cause pregnancy. I still feel pretty safe.

Joe, get off NYSpeed and lets go to Slicks to hunt for some girls that are DTF and then scare the crap out of them when we show them this article.