ITS A GOD DAMN BUS LANE NOT A TURNING LANE

Shift518 Automotive Shift518 Off Topic
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atleast 4 times out of the 5 mornings a week I want to take a right onto Lodge St. from State St in Albany to go park in my parking garage for work some ignorant motherfucker ignores my right turn signal and blasts along side of me up the bus lane to make the same right turn I am trying to make. There is only 2 damn lights. So that equals 2 fucking lanes for traffic people!

Hers the best one yet. there was a guy coming down on a bicycle, I saw him coming just as my light went green, I hesitated and was going to let him go through the cross walk, but the ass hole blasting up the bus lane didnt see him and almost nailed him. I proceeded to make my turn after the bike guy went by yelling at the asshole, and cut infront of the asshole and made my turn. The asshole pulled in behind me in the parking garage, followed me to my spot and had the audacity to call me out for cutting him off! Only thing I said was, “Thats an aweful small bus you were driving up that bus lane back there when you almost hit the guy on the bike”… he didnt even reply. LOL :rofl

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awesome diagram.

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Serious rake on that bus… LOL

Fn idiots.

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You know what pisses me off, people that call me thinking I have some super secret back door number to Yahoo and get pissed me me when I don’t

Sorry I cannot do anything about you being an idiot and verifying your password with yahoo and spamming your whole contact lists with porn.

Sorry woody, just got a call, figured id just add to your thread

:hug

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NP shady! I feel your pain.

Heres one you will like. I was asked to make a task pad for active directory users & computers for an agency we just made a sharepoint site for. All they need to do is create and delete users, and reset passwords/unlock accounts. thats it.

I make the taskpad and put it on their admins desktops that will be using it, RIGHT NEXT TO THE OTHER TASKPAD THEY ALREADY HAD FOR ANOTHER OU IN OUR DOMAIN.

I let my super know its all done when he asked me. “did you give them instructions on how to use is?”

“NOPE, they already had a taskpad doing the same thing. I assumed they know how to use it, they are admins after all, this should be a walk in the park for them”

“Well just make something quick for them so they have it anyways.”

Me = :facepalm

I make an instruction sheet, in notepad:

Right click NEW, Select USER.

Enter Firstname, Lastname, and make a user ID

Click Next,

Enter a password, enter it again to confirm.

Click Next,

Click Finish.

To unlock:

Right click the user and select properties.

Check the box that says “Un-Lock account”.

Click OK.

Reset Password…

Took all of 30 seconds to make, and any idiot can follow it. NOPE, not good enough. My super made someone else make it in word, with pictures and shit, 5 pages long. and still sends it to me to verify it!

What a fucking joke.

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holy fuck :rofl:rofl:rofl

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I figured you were gonna be bitching about the bus. Lol. If there’s a problem and a bus is in the area. File a police report and ask to have the tape pulled on the bus. Each bus has 7 cameras.

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Really? Thats good to know!

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+rep!

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I <3 Krazykidogram threads! :rofl

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Does google photoshop the street view images to remove sewars and pot holes? That road looks way smoother than I recall.

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/\ they just paved it in the fall. it is way better now. BUT the damn manholes are like 4 inches too deep. :facepalm for ollie!

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Nice info. rep if i can.

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Plus RL rep points for stereotyping the idiot in the KrazyKidogram as driving a Prius :crackup

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Mike, I don’t pay your salary for you to sit around making cartoons. Get back to work please

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actually thats exactly what you pay him for.

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:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

I have 2 monitors for a reason… multitasking FOR THE WIN!

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Woah I work for the state how do I get a second monitor?

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we are just small fries i guess. single monitor FTL…

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Most informative picture I’ve ever seen on shift.