Woke up at 1:20 am and was finally bored enough to get out of bed at 3.
This fucking sucks…
How many children did you adopt while in Africa?
Jet lag > Turbo lag
Amirite? :dunno:
I would take Turbo Lag over Jet lag…at least with Turbo lag you end up with something in the end.
Jet Lag is good for nothing.
ps - no kids were adopted on this trip…they were smuggled illegally in my carry-on.
Dude you go away a lot, Let me know next time you go throuh south africa. You can hide my GF if your bag so she can go back to her home for a bit.
That a’boy, get er’ done! 
Was it a good trip?
anytime you are able to actually xcome back from africa should be classified as a good trip.
Dan, how was the African Lion Safari there?
Pics of south african hotties? :dunno:
No hotties… the only pussies I saw were 500lbs lions
No hotties… the only pussies I saw were 500lbs
i know i know
hahaha .