http://buffalo.craigslist.org/lab/1216683765.html
Luggage Handlers will load/unload customer bags, escort passengers, and service the aircraft. [B]Must be at least 18 years old with a High School diploma or GED. Valid driver’s license is required. The ability to lift up to 60 pounds is a must.
WTF
This is why I dont fly
“Attention passengers, there will be a slight delay while the 30 year old guy who just got his GED figures out what the extra parts he was left with after servicing the landing gear are for. Thank you for flying Southwest Airlines. Ding dong”
:bigclap:
:picard:
“Service the aircraft” means loading and unloading food, waste, and sometimes fueling the plane.
They don’t let a 18 year old kid fix the landing gear without any training.
Who the fuck else is going to be a baggage handler?
This is why you don’t fly? Remove head from ass.
LMAO. I guess 404 humor not found when you read my post
you guys are reading way too much into this.
Evil Jay, picking up where Violator left off. HULK SMASH KEYBOARD!
I was trying to find the joke also, it was not found.
IDK, i lolled.
I lolled more at jay’s post.
did you atleast see what I was hinting at?? Jay did
x2
Sounded like he was trying to make a legitimate complaint about the ad and failed.
Rename thread to “Post Fail” maybe?
no complaint. lol’d at the fact that it said service the aircraft without clarification. Whatever, I fail
Wow you guys have sticks up your asses. FWIW I recall an 18 year old kid who was briefly shown how to fuel a plane, and a broken truck mixed with no experience made him dump 4500 gallons of fuel on the tarmac.
edit: to clarify, I thought OP was funny
I found the humor right away. I think that some people in here missed the joke by a mile.
Never apply for a job on cl
Why not?
I went to 2 weld interview/tests from ads on CL a few months back (well, about 7 months)
Why would you want to work somewhere that can’t even invest in a pay add.
Maybe it is an efficient company, not wasting money on adds allowing them to pay you more?
Hmm, I wonder how many of the hookers are on there like “hmm, service an aircraft? I mean, I’ve done a cucumber before but that’s gonna be a little trickier?”