So don’t crusify me.
The Pope, Johnny Chochran, and Terri Shivo go up to the pearl Gates and see St Peter. The pope goes up to the gate and St peter says “who are you?” The Pope responds “You don;t reconize me? I’m the Pope, I’m a faithful servant of God (Yadda Yadda)”. St Peter says “Ok you may pass”
Johnny Chochran comes to the gate and again St Peter asks who he is. Johnny replis “I’m Johnny Chochran, chamipion of the underdog, I have helped prove people’s innocents (Yadda Yadda)” St Peter tells him to proceed through.
Terri Schivo come sup to the gates and is presented with the same question. Terri responds with “WAHHHHHHHHHH”. St Peter looks puzzeled and responds “I have no Idea what you said go to hell.”
:eek:
(Oh yes I am very board today)
wow
the creativity is high in this one
worst attempt at a joke ever! I don’t even think this could be classified as a joke
haha…
haha= where is the joke… not haha @ the ‘joke’
like I said I didn;t come up with it and was bored so I needed to type somthing :dunno:
I just want to go home.
you lie, you just spent the past hour creating this!
no actually it was the guy working next to me.
Sigh…here’s a better one:
The pope gets up to the pearly gates. As St. Peter is showing him around, he sees a man come up to the pearly gates. He tells the pope to “hold on a sec”.
St Peter and scores of angels all swarm the man, and rush him through the entrance, lavishing him with affection. The pope, mildly irritated, asks St Peter what the big deal is.
St Peter replies, “Your Holiness, we have several hundred popes up here, but this man’s our first Republican.”
how do you know the pope is a republican?
not the pope…johny cocrahn!!!
if you have to explain a joke, it’s not funny.