A doctor, the lawyer and the truck driver were talking about what they were going to give their wives for christmas.
The Dr. says, “I got her a fur coat and a lexus, that way if she dosn’t like the fur, she will like the car.”
The lawyer said, “I got my wife a 12 karat diamond and a Jaguar, that way if she dosn’t like the ring, she will love the Jag!”
The truck driver siad, “I got my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. That way if she dosn’t like the T-shirt, she can go f*ck herself!”
haha…ancient but good