So there’s a mouse walking along and he comes upon an elephant stuck in quicksand. The elephant begs him to help, but the mouse replies that since he is so small, he can’t possibly do anything to help. But the mouse promises he’ll come up with something and goes scampering away.
A few minutes later, just before the elephant is about to go completly under, the mouse pull up in a Corvette. He hooks a rope to the bumper and throws the otehr end to the elephant and quickly pulls the elephant to safety.
A few weeks later the same mouse gets stuck in the same sand pit. The elephant hears his screams and comes to help. Since he has to breathe out of his trunk, he straddles the pit and lowers his dick for the mouse to grab onto. The mouse grabs on and is pulled to safety:
Moral of the story:
If you have a big dick, you dont need a Corvette.
:kekegay:
