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Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.

While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.

The first guy says, I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E , youknow … " Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist. "

The second guy says, I’m a D.I.N.K.Y., you know… " Double Income, No Kids, Yet."

The third guy says, I’m a R.U.B, you know … " Rich, Urban, Biker ."

The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know … " Double Income, Little Dog Owner. "

They turn to the woman and ask her, “What are you?”

She replies: I’m a WIFE, you know …

" Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

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If she’s a wife, shouldn’t she be at home instead of stuck in an elevator??

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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:bowdown:

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wouldnt she have to run out to the grocery store?

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:rofl:

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name one grocery store youve ever been in with an elevator

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what about if she was stayin in a hotel or penthouse?

you got think outside the box

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Yeah but if she has that kind of $$$ she’s not “Washing or Ironing” and she’s def. paying somebody to “fetch” the groceries!!! :smiley:

And hubby is prolly getting some young thang on the side so the “F” is out too" LOL :smiley:

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lol, Ill keep that in mind next time!

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Shop N Save in Wilkins township has an elevator… goes up to the employee lounge and shit.

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no shit thats where exployees shit:kekegay:

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hahahaha lmao